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24th August 2011

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He is not Fräulein Anna.: Nazi Nicknames List. →

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Found on Axis History Forum (and shamelessly pasted right from there).

Here are few…

Martin Bormann = called “Bormännchen” by the Eastern SA Gruppe under Stennis (The “- chen” ending is a diminutive ending in German. So, in English, it would be like calling him “Little-Bormann.”)
Martin…

WHY DOES HESS HAVE GIRLS NICKNAMES!?! I wonder about the credibility of some of these but what the hell.

 I KNOW IT’S SAD ;_;

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT POOR HESS DID TO DESERVE THESE NAMES! 8C

 Well there are rumors of him saying that he’s a homosexual… e_e

But I DUNNO WE CAN’T ASK HIM RITE D:

There are rumors of EVERY NAZI PERSONALITY BEING A HOMOSEXUAL (except maybe Goering)! Why does only poor Hess get girly nick names?

 Yeah, those stupid rumors :| Oh well, how about if we either make another nickname for Hess or girly nicknames for the rest?

Yes. Hess definitely needs a not girl nickname.

Rudolf “Eyebrows” Hess

OTHER THAN THE EYEBROWS

I think he had fantastic eyebrows. All he needed to do was get rid of some of the hair in the middle and they’d have been fucking perfect. 
*Is a lover of eyebrows*

I propose we give them all girly names.

 LET’S START FROM HITLER

Adolf “Boys 2 da Yard” Hitler

Adolf “Sassy Gay Fuhrer” Hitler

Adolf “Back Coops Up and Mack Them Dudes Up” Hitler

Adolf “Fergalicious” Hitler

I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY

 FERGALICIOUS

GOOD GOD FERGALICIOUAJHHSLKAHFHFLHAKSJ

Although it has been decided to give Hess a decent nickname and not to give stupid nicknames to the rest… NOW GOEBBELS

Pssh. As if he needs more girly nicknames. We already have:

Joseph “And Then There Are the Rumors” Goebbels

Joseph “Hitler Is So Great I Am Small I Love Hitler” Goebbels

Joseph “Goebells” Goebbels

Joseph “Goebelle” Goebbels

Oh, but just for shit’s n’ gigs:

Joseph “Teacup Poodle” Goebbels

 TEACUP POODLEJMSAHKHLSHLHJ<JS

THIS IS AMUSING

howaboutgoering

OKOKOK but this is the last one I’mma do for a while because I’ve got a hella long homework assignment to do after this

Hermann “Marilyn” Goering (Because he’s a voluptuous blond)

Hermann “My Fursona is a Baby Lion” Goering

Hermann “Princess of the Luftwaffe” Goering

Hermann “Bejewled, Phallus-like Scepter” Goering

…I dunno, this was kinda a hard one.

Tagged: DIE ZIEGEFATSOadolf hitlerernst hanfstaengleva brauneverythingheinrich himmlerhermann fegeleinhermann goeringjoachim von ribbentropjoseph goebbelskurt daluegemartin bormannreinhard heydrichrudolf hesswilhelm keiteleverything isWHAT'S WITH ALL THE STUPID NICKNAMES FOR HESS GAAAAHHH

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